The Tree of Life

Why yes, that baby's foot IS far more interesting than this movie.

X-Men: First Class

In which Magneto out-Irishes Banshee, Professor X has a full head of hair, and everybody cuts footloose.

Movie Brawl: Inception vs. Paprika

Which of these films is the stuff that dreams are made of?

Black Swan

Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis and turns into a bird. Also, I think there's some ballet in it.

Adaptation Brawl: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (movie)

It's an epic of epic epicness. And did we mention that it's epic?

Citizen Kane

Best movie in the history of film, or just the world's longest sled commercial?

Satoshi Kon Tribute: Perfect Blue

The legacy of one of our era's most brilliant filmmakers: kicking your sense of sanity in the balls.